On Chains


DREW CRAMER OF PERSONAL & THE PIZZAS

What's the best/worst thing that's ever happened to your band that involves pizza?

We chained some guys.

Have you ever worked in the pizza industry?

I AM the pizza industry.

Why is your band currently working in the pizza industry?

'Cause we get to whip chains around and chain people with 'em.

If you could eat only one pizza ingredient for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Chains.

Do you ever fight over the last slice of pizza?

Is this a trick question? Yeah, we fight, WITH CHAINS!!

Chicago style or New York style, and why?

New York, 'cause we get to chain people over there.

Do you eat the crust? If not, what do you do with it?

No. I chain it.